other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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