she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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