Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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