I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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