i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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