Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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