It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
