So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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