new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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