are you still at the devil's house?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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