he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Randomize
