She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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