are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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