nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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