I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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