bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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