dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
