I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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