just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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