Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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