I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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