I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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