i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Girls should come with a carfax report
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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