What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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