If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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