Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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