dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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