oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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