He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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