i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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