Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
