Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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