if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I enjoy the company of your penis
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