thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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