I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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