This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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