I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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