no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That's intense
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My penis needs a shock collar
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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