Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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