No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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