i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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