My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
