If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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