its not stalking. its research.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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