I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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