Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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