You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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