as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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