I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
did i just pee glitter
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Randomize
