Dual....:-)
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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