it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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