On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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